All I Do is Win

This XKCD comic, like so many others, sums up my life perfectly (except for the segfault part) (and mostly just the part about Mario Kart). I love, love, love to win. I'm an incredibly competitive person and so I hate, hate, hate to lose. This also applies to things I'm rooting for (sports teams, politicians, reality show contestants). And when the outcome that I get is not the outcome that I want, swearing seems like a natural response. So since I'm really horrible at Mario Kart, the results I'm given (or force myself into getting through ineptitude) produce comments that would make the proverbial sailors proud.